OMG THE OFFERS ARE SENT WOOHOOO ASLKFJADLKFJ
MAY THE BOOKING GODS BE WITH ME PLEASE
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Happy birthday to me!
"He’s wonderful in bed."
"Do you remember the most frightened you’ve ever been?"
"When I was 21 and I found out my girlfriend was pregnant."
"How’d things turn out?"
"Pretty damn well."